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DarkSideHunter

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  1. Han var en STOR skuespiller i dobbel betydning. Kommer til å bli dypt savnet.. http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Clarke_Duncan
  2. Har nesten lyst å kjøpe key bare så ikke en COD kid sko kjøpe den.....
  3. Fordelen med i5 er turboboost..
  4. Bytt ut HK og CPU med http://www.komplett.no/k/ki.aspx?sku=631267 og http://www.komplett.no/k/ki.aspx?sku=619274 så er det gode greier..
  5. . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. Read it all. Do not skip any sections. Do not skip ahead. Pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. Note: For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off around Halloween. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. CHILI, TEXAS STYLE !!! Note from Frank: "Recently, while visiting Texas (I'm from Springfield, IL) I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original judge called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light beer booth, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that even though I was inexperienced as a Chili taster, the chili >wouldn't be all that spicy. Besides, they told me, I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3. Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting {censored}-faced from all of the beer. CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them. CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, >sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will >eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. Atleast during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? Judge # 3 - No Report
  6. Phillips pfl7 serien og opp har optisk..
  7. Optisk (toslink) mellom tv og anlegg er det som funker..
  8. Dette har virkeligt blitt en skikkelig whiinetråd. Slapp av og ha det gøy. Blir du tatt av sniper idet du setter deg inn i chopper så snipe tilbake da..
  9. Så må du dele opp ordet Baserape.. ( Base voldtekt) Ligger 30 snipere å sniper inn i spawn er det "baserape" Liger det ett par stk, er det det ikke.. Baserape regelen kom vel i BF2 og gjald i uncap base. Var lov å snipe da også..
  10. Neida.. Selv om du sitter med en følelse så betyr ikke det at den ikke er god. Ikke bare pluggene som gjør at det er en god musikk tlf. Du kan foresten få den i en version med headsett og ikke bare med plugger.. Jeg mener at det er en super musikktelefon med eller uten plugger så får du tolke mitt innlegg som du vil..
  11. http://www.amobil.no/artikler/sensation_xe_er_htcs_nye_flaggskip/101929 Mobil med lyd fra Beats... Good stufff..
  12. åååå men du e ein godklump.. Men hvilke?
  13. Nei.. Kan leses i tråden som er linka rett over her.. http://www.battlefield.no/forum/index.php?/topic/112373-hvilke-kart-liker-du-best/page__fromsearch__1
  14. Slenger inn en sitat fra en annen tråd hvor det er spørsmål om hvilket kart folk liker best....
  15. Så greit at 1 kart blir utestengt pga 4-5 suttrekopper. Tenker ikke på alle de som faktisk liker kartet. Er ikke alle som er her på forumet og kan ytre sin glede med det kartet. Så da ble det jo en grei avstemning her i tråden. 6 for å fjerne og 3 for å beholde. Greit med demokrati her på forumet. Men syns ærlig talt at valgdeltakelsen var ganske lav.
  16. Syns Metro er gøy eg.. Masse revive, heal og ammo points.. Lær dere å bruke smoke så er det ikke problem å komme seg igjennom...
  17. Denne feilen fikk jeg opp nå.. Jeg ble kasta ut og fikk beskjed om at bf3 har sluttet å virke.. Sliter også med å komme inn på servere med ledige slotter etter å ha blitt disconnecta. Forferdelig iriterendes..
  18. Han spiller på 4'ern nå! Muligt å få han fjærnet? EDIT: Reinsduret var før meg.. Har du hatt noen disputter med en spiller i det siste Jackal? Tydeligvis en som er ute etter deg..
  19. Har 64-bit W7 og har ikke problemer.. Oppdatert skjermkort driveren? Eventuelt hvilken version er det?
  20. Da er nok ikke jeg med allikevel.. BF3 for alle penga da ja.. :/
  21. Nå leste eg bare den testen av XL du linka til. Der står det at pga original oppsettet så får du ett under-trykk i kabinettet. Hele kluet her er å ta vifta bak å putte den foran for å skape overtrykk.. Derfor jeg ikke monterte vifte i døra men tok vekk lyddemingen der for å få ut den varme lufta som presses ut av overtrykket. Du skal ha vannkjøling? Ikke sant? Da kan du snu radiatorviftene til å blåse utover så trenger du ikke ta vekk støydempingen i sidedøra. Jeg monterte de for å blåse inn for å få enda mer overtrykk i kabinettet. Jeg monterte heller ikke viftestyringen og har heller ikke så høye temperaturer at jeg trenger den. HK fikser hastigheten på viftene.. På testen kjører de med stock kjøler. H70 som jeg har eller H80 ordner biffen. Men bytt ut originalviftene til vannkjølinga for de bråkte forferdelig. Skjermkortet jeg bruker er MSI 560ti twin frozer og merker at temperaturen ved pci_1 kan komme opp i 60 grader men selve skjermkortet blir ikke så varmt.
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