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If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it. Except in bed :lol: (Hinter: Kondom)

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Except in bed. ;)

EDIT: Prøvde en gang til: Keep you enemies close, and you wallet even closer. Except in bed.

:lol:

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Avoid reality at all costs. Except in bed!

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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! Except in bed.

Your friends are you greatest comfort. Be nice to them. Except in bed.

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer. Except in bed.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Except in bed.

If anything can go wrong, it will. Except in bed.

Scitzophrenia beats being alone. Except in bed.

You are not Superman. Except in bed.

If you try to please everyone, no one will like it. Except in bed.

Want a thing long enough, and you don't. Except in bed.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Except in bed.

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There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. Except in bed.

General notions are generally wrong. Except in bed.

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Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a larger can. Except in bed ;)

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By the time you make ends meet, the ends will have moved. Exept in bed.

Cheaters may never win, but they do have more fun. Exept in bed.

Everything takes longer than you think. Exept in bed.

;) haha den siste der var bare genial!

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You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever. Except in bed. ;)

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Practice makes perfect, but all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Except in bed

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Except in bed

No matter the distance between them, friends stay close at heart. Except in bed

When something important is going on, silence is a lie. Except in bed

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If someone else jumped off of a bridge, you would not. Except in bed.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter of the face. Except in bed.

A truly wise man will not cook bacon in the nude. Except in bed.

A reasonable man will adapt himself to the world as it exists. An unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Except in bed.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! Except in bed.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Except in bed.

Edit: What the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end. Except in bed.

There are many things in life that will catch your eyes, but only ONE will catch your heart. Except in bed.

;)

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Life's a gift, don't waste it. Except in bed.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Except in bed.

If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid. Except in bed.

Men and nations will react rationally only when all other possibilities have been exhausted. Except in bed.

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. Except in bed.

Mye epic her, ja!

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Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Except in bed.

Forget the insults, and keep the compliments. Except in bed.

^^

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